claude

gertrudisnacht:

Move into a big city get some roommates start a grind core project get a haircut learn a trade buy a dirt bike hit the gym make your own clothes buy an akm or perhaps a vz 58 make art sell it carry at least three knives on you at all times start a career in the fashion industry drive a used pick up truck get into bar fights smoke lucky strikes eat pho with your friends bang milfs record a pop song become an overnight success go grocery shopping with your girlfriend pick up some smokes at the gas station shizo post on main get canceled keep going regardless get another haircut crash your dirt bike develop a crippling cocaine habit wear a fancy suit go chimp mode at the local McDonald’s attend the bilderberg meeting get arrested for drunk driving tell the pope to shit himself on live tv have the government investigate you for tax fraud take a pottery course buy another dirt bike get banned from entering the ukraine get into free jazz start suicide baiting the president on twitter study bronze age art and craftsmanship sell your pick up truck buy a bigger pick up truck record a noise ep go to an art exhibition piss in anish kapoors ‘descension’ bring back high waisted pants for men drink a white monster energy get your nose pierced start a tech company sell it get a speeding ticket eat yogurt visit the richat structure get into archery father three children leak classified military documents pick up some milk at the store disappear under mysterious circumstances